I can only apologise to the people who have missed my writings, musings and so on.

Which I know literally goes up into single figures.

Me.

But anyways, I AM BACK! But only to whore myself out and let you know about another blog I've now set up. More on the details about that in a minute.

Basically, I've been gone for a long while (as some as you will know) because I've been busy travelling the world and relocating myself to Sydney. Now I'm here I've managed to get myself a rather fantastic new job with the people who you may find some cunning little links to among this blog.

Basically I'm now a 'marketing co-ordinator/Content editor'. Which sounds rather fancy and is in many ways. I'm currently trying to figure out just how the bloody hell you can write a press release for a removal firm when given the directives

"we need a press release"
"Cool, what are we releasing to the press?"
"Think of something"

This is simultaneously a pain in the backside and one of the most liberating things I've been ever given to do. I'll manage it though, of this I be sure.

So, this NEW blog!! I'm now writing about celebrities moving home. Now, some of the blogs may not be up to my normal content heavy, satirically angled, deep and meaningful issue related standards but; it does allow me to bitch.

And as people who are my friends (I mean, you're all my friends, but the ones who've seen me a) watching football b)reading the paper c) watching reality TV) will testify, I can bitch. I went to the school of hard knock bitching, nobody can bitch quite like me.

So, visit my new blog here, and also make a note of the website (http://celebrityrelocations.wordpress.com) it's going to be updated regularly, hopefully whenever a celebrity moves house in fact.

It's actually proving to be a lot of fun to write, as I can mince on about various celebrities and attempt to be a witty individual. hopefully it'll be just as fun to read, especially when you're surfing at work on a Friday afternoon, counting down till beer o'clock..

Erm, so this is it people, I'll try and blog a bit more often now.

Love peace and dappyness to all xx